Well, it looks like I can't turn my back for 3 months a minute without some disaster taking place in my absence.
Because I've been busy making loads of money selflessly helping people with their problems I was unable to attend any fashion events this summer.
When I returned to Paris last weekend to do a photo shoot for Vogue I was shocked to see that the editor chose this ridiculously unfashionable bunny for the main shoot. To make things worse, this bunny kept telling me how busy he was this summer and how the fashion world can't get enough of him. I kept pretending that I was busy snoozing so he would stop annoying me with his stories of fame and glory but he wouldn't shut up about it!
So I took the ultimate revenge - I un-followed him on Twitter.
I've heard from my fashion friends that he's now so upset about losing a follower like me on Twitter that he's taken some time out to do some therapy - run around on grassy fields and overeat on some carrots just to recover from this huge blow.
In addition to offering my selfless advice service I'm thinking about offering to follow people on Twitter for a small fee of million dollars as well. Let me know if you're interested, you know it will change your life forever.
